One of those is Rottweiler Puppy. Judging by the way he puts the Big Brother/Jade Goody "racism" row into perspective, I suspect that day might still be some way off yet and that I may have to set my ambitions a little lower. than "half as good".
So, to get this straight:
Race-based hammer-attack leaves schoolboy with brain-damage =
Off-the-scale religious fascists plot the end of Western
civilisation = No coverage at all
Catfight between a pair of pointless
celebs = Headline news for days on end
Brilliant. Read it all.