That's one Philip Laing, sports technology student at Sheffield's Hallam University.
Laing's "crime" was to urinate over a war memorial still adorned with poppys representing the fallen. Laing was to later issue an apology for his disgraceful behaviour - claiming he has no recollection of the events due to the fact that he was blind drunk at the time.
No doubt there will be those who take this apology at face value, but I think Laing's behaviour reveals the dark underbelly of much of Britain's youth.
You see, there is an old saying in Latin which is something like "in vino veritas" - which I believe means "in wine, there is truth". Basically, what this means is that people tend to reveal their true selves when they are rat arsed. The truth about Laing and his like is that he has no respect for the men who died to keep this nation free. In the cold sober light of day, Laing may appear to regret his actions - but what I suspect he really regrets is getting caught out doing what he did.
Oh, I'm sure there will be hundreds of Laing's "friends" from Facebook queuing up to tell us what a lovely guy he really is and how he would never intentionally do such an awful thing - but it's there for all to see.
The truth is that people like Laing represent a growing section of British youth. Studying a worthless degree, dressing like a five year old and showing nothing but contempt for the brave men who at a similar age to Laing were fighting and dying so that piece of filth will some day have the right to piss all over their memorial.
The truth of people like Laing is that they have no respect for those who fought and died for them. They only see the survivors of that time as a nuisance - a relic from the past that needs to be swept away on a tide of young piss. It is their Britain now. A Britain where they get drunk, copulate indiscriminately and publicly - like animals - and where such things as restraint, respect for others, good manners and common decency are obsolete.
If it were up to me, he would be made to spend the next six months scrubbing that memorial down every night - right through the winter - for 6 hours every night using his own toothbrush - but in the modern Britain, scum like Laing are only required to issue an apology they don't mean to people they don't care about.